He always was the musical one ...

Trading Places

Not a pretty sight

A Common Refrain

The fedora for explorers ...

Under New Management

The grown-ups are hashing out their issues

Noblesse Obligatory

"Ma'am? I would prefer to sit next to someone smarter."

Monsoon season in Dorset

Found that citation yet?

Stilted prose

"Casita Bianco"

Every customer has a straight line

Ernest, being self-important

The Dangers of Homophones, Pt. 76

Sometimes you don't even need a plan

Last antenna on the block

We closed in Teaneck. On a Wednesday!

Shouldn't there be an express lane for people who want to remain single?

And be sure to call her "Hanoi Jane" ... your fan base loves to re-hash old tropes

They laughed when I sat down

Before laptops, but aprés le guerre

Prepare for the worst, hope for the best

Film Noir Dialogue

Stacks of wax. Literally. How does he find anything?

They make a living out of arts & crafts ...

That could've been read a different way

Major Port of Call

Going Mobile

Just Another Day in Brooklyn

Cubicle Farm

Good luck, kids!

That nagging feeling

Twitter's graphic update (spoiler: still no Edit button)

The Unpaid DJ's Revenge

The Semi-Wild One

Obligatory Aimee Mann quotation

Out there in radio-land

Life: It's all about achieving the proper balance.

Moody in Montmartre

Photo: Robert Doisneau

And by the way, where's the piano?

When you're from Pittsburgh ...

Rehearsal dinner

Edwina Winslow, 103, has but one regret:

And so the cover-up began ...

Chairman of the headboard

Why learn a foreign language?

Kudos to @Hudibrastic for chiming in with the "about to be deported" response.

Operators are standing by ...

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