We get ALL our ideas from magazines ...

Good help is hard to find

The loading has begun ...

"Ask Marlene" the write-in advice column of the air (cancelled after one episode).

"Papa was an oligarch / Wherever he went, he left a mark ..."

There's no business like showing 'em you mean business

Up all night with Don & Gene

Maybe I could just get you another straw ...

The fungus among us

You want to lay off the Corn-nuts between takes ...

They almost made it, too ...

"I'll have you downtown diagramming sentences 'til you crack."

The Indivisible Man

Although, maybe those sandwiches could make themselves ...

Life is a cabaret, old chum. Until it isn't.

Fallout from a wardrobe malfunction

The one with the reference to a false bottom. In the trunk, I mean.

Master of the "single entendre"

The Seven Per Cent Ablution

It could use a humidor, though ...

Don't pick apart the jargon, not now.

All hands on deck

We thought you knew ...

"Shut up while I'm miracling."

Low-hanging fruit, because that compote isn't gonna make itself.

That look, though ...

Every dog has his day, but Teddy lives for the nights.

A Fool There Was

Another plug for absinthe

No Country For Young Seamen