Dinner's at eight, but the butler has a casting call at 8:30.

The one with the strolling librarian "poem."

Thought for the day: Don't ask questions you won't like the answers to.

The Party's Over ...

Show people. All they care about are the write-ups.

Investment advice

More bicycle humor

... and I haven't even started in on you about your split ends!

Third trimester troubles

Upon further reflection ...

Upper class identity crisis

Between the lines, it's actually quite boring

All the News to Give You Fits

Dialect Humour gets all conspiratorial

"Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses," and other popular fictions

Cliff-hanger's Notes

This guy, with his "well, actually" ...

Cunning with scissors

The real answer is, "No, that's no way to speak to your new father-in-law."

Exorcising Demons ("Demon Rum," that is)

The More You Know ...

A promise is a promise

Remembering the H.M.S. Burghead Bay

Careful, Harold ...

Waiting for the van to come

In case you thought SUV's had it rough ...

Obligatory Nickelback dis

The heart wants what it wants

When are we going to be through with these inefficient incandescents

Gag order

You're a lucky man, Carswell ...

Doris & Florrie hire a punt

Fashion risks

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

Save the anecdotes for the wake, will ya?

Whereas true-false is like having the wind at your back ...

Gutter talk

Oh, Sure. For HIM the bell tolls ...

Christine & Mandy have a little sci-fi skit for us

I miss the rains down in Manchester

Gaslighter-in-Chief

A few small repairs ...

The larcenous urge

Statue of Limitations

"Troublemaker" is the generic term

It's Just This Chromium Switch ...

Held over despite popular demand

They taste much more like prunes than rhubarb

WTF, FTD?

Finding Vivian Meower