The pitfalls of so-called "residential districts" ...

That might be the marinara ...

"Those two? They're here for moral support. What? What's so funny?"

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I dreamt I was in the chemist's parking lot with James Mason at the wheel.

"Men!" Part 8,793

"Besides, reindeer are for the Finnish.""So, Suomi!"

Love's Labors Losted

Clarinets: not so benign as one might think.

Back when baseball was new ...

Also, the keys on my typewriter aren't in alphabetical order.

Lip Service, that's all you'll ever get from me ...

Come on down to Mavis' Bar & Grill, for a meal you'll always remember.

I can't even use the hi-fi!

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Constabulary notes from all over

A Trunk Call

File under "Cooking to Impress."

Let's be careful, until we don't have to be.

Worryin' about her physical fitness ...

Desire under the live feed

California Dreamin'

Well, it's the classiest joint on this street ...

If looks could kill ...

Good job she's just a little slip of a thing.

Featuring radioactive attire: It's 75% fallout!

Nowadays, we can just turn the goddamned thing off.

Are udon yet?

Great. Another late fee for the dirndl.

Haven't you heard the music in the night ....

Workin' on the persiflage

But think of the Dia de las Muertas specials ...

The Year of the Civet