"You have the right to remain silent, just not the ability."

 

Just when things look their bleakest, someone tries to foist one of their cheap smokes on you ...

 

(Note to readers: the deft use of scare quotes is wholly intentional.)

 

Yea, though I walk toward a chair designed by Westinghouse ...

 

Five O'clock Foreshadowing

 

There were never such devoted sisters ...

 

The only make of car to be endorsed by AAA and the United Council for Explosive Population Growth.

 

She doesn't mince words. Men, yes, but not words.

 

"Just down the hall. It's the little room with all the porcelain in it."

 

"I'd buy your story if I saw a stir-stick and some painters' tape."

 

"Never too tired to dish out the snark, are you?"

 

The story sofa ...

 

Mutter auf die Jahre

 

"I Can't Take You Anywhere," Episode 736

 

Maybe next time just break down and call for an Uber.

 

Gonna be a tense couple for a couple of days ...

 

When it's Claude Rains, but he's stopped pouring.

 

The guy who puts the "dense" in residence.

 

"You have a contagious laugh," I remarked. "Who's laughing?" she replied. "I got bronchitis."